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I'm becoming confused. What's the right way to hold a knife?

About 6 hours ago from Nick L'Mao's Twitter via Twitter for Android

RT @ReticentTurnip Business plan: a bar, but it doesn't serve alcohol. No glassware. Bring your own chair. There's not even a building. Or a sign. The regulars know where the place is. You aren't allowed to do anything there. It's really just awful. Looking for serious investors

About 6 hours ago from Nick L'Mao's Twitter via Twitter for Android

I've gone for a Morrison's big breakfast. They tried to offer me extra toast but I know for a fact they have to exchange fried bread for toast if you ask them. #LifeHacks #winning

About 6 hours ago from Nick L'Mao's Twitter via Twitter for Android

It's not even Nescafe. What in the name of God is this crap? Baristas choice of what? Suicide method? pic.twitter.com/LG7OQLBSf2

About 6 hours ago from Nick L'Mao's Twitter via Twitter for Android

Here is my #GameOfThronesFinale review: ALL BRAN I mean, it's just a title right now, but a good start I think.

About 7 hours ago from Nick L'Mao's Twitter via Twitter Web Client

Here's my 2 cents: I would hate it if someone threw a milkshake on me. For that reason I think it's a bad thing to do.

About 7 hours ago from Nick L'Mao's Twitter via Twitter Web Client

I'm in a Travelodge. The cleaners are rustling Nescafe sachets ominously outside my room, but checkout is 12pm and 12pm is when I leave. I know my rights.

About 7 hours ago from Nick L'Mao's Twitter via Twitter Web Client

Don't you hate it when your car breaks down so you have to go on the bus to kill your ex husband with a hammer. pic.twitter.com/OGhv1AeLsw

Yesterday from Nick L'Mao's Twitter via Twitter for Android

RT @hayley_hud Bananas are the last type of fruit that would ever require pajamas

Yesterday from Nick L'Mao's Twitter via Twitter for Android

@AtomicBoogie pic.twitter.com/2qyUz7DBic

Yesterday from Nick L'Mao's Twitter via Twitter for Android

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