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Bookings are coming in now for 2019, but I still have plenty of availability so get in touch if you want me!

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Good bit of accidental partridge in the last paragraph here: 'Perverts in bushes' are ruining nude zone in Paris park, say naturists theguardian.com/world/2019/ju…

About 4 hours ago from Nick L'Mao's Twitter via Twitter for Android

RT @brian_bilston BREAKING NEWS Just in ... the news is broken. I shall put it in the bin. The state of things. The new PM. Pass the whiskey. Pass the gin.

About 5 hours ago from Nick L'Mao's Twitter via Twitter for Android

RT @JemRoberts It’s better to have loved and to have lost, than to have loved and to have exploded.

Yesterday from Nick L'Mao's Twitter via Twitter for Android

RT @serendipitydon1 "Whale, whale, whale, what do we have here?" ~ God, doing whale inventory & coming across an unexpected non-whale after counting three whales.

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RT @HClaytonWright Genius. pic.twitter.com/fR7XMKkadH

About 3 days ago from Nick L'Mao's Twitter via Twitter for Android

Great time saving tip - If you undo your belt and fly by the time you get upstairs your trousers will have removed themselves! Related: This hotel manager says I need to check out immediately.

About 3 days ago from Nick L'Mao's Twitter via Twitter Web Client

Ooh it's going to be 30 degrees here next week. Shame I'm going somewhere where it's going to be *checks forecast* 18 degrees. 😑

About 4 days ago from Nick L'Mao's Twitter via Twitter for Android

@bracealmighty Ah!!

About 4 days ago from Nick L'Mao's Twitter via Twitter for Android

@bingowings14 Once I saw a birthday card that had a hippopotamus taking a bath and it said "HIPPO BATHDAY". Anyway, hope you have a lovely day!

About 4 days ago from Nick L'Mao's Twitter via Twitter Web Client

@bracealmighty Very funny, but why is his mum there? ha ha.

About 4 days ago from Nick L'Mao's Twitter via Twitter Web Client

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