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RT @abbycohenwl I sleep with a bat under my bed in case someone breaks in and wants to learn about echolocation

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RT @GlennyRodge Last night a guy kept hitting me until I told him the name of a James Bond film. He beat the living daylights out of me.

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@ianfreudian Local paper ran a story today about queues at a new Victoria's Secrets opening up here. Wish I'd known, as I would have found a mac and tried to get in the picture.

About 15 hours ago from Nick L'Mao's Twitter via Twitter Web Client

If anyone tells you they are performing in a panto, be sure to reply, "Oh no you're not!" as I can promise you they never get tired of hearing that.

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@Midgetgems26 If you talk into it and it's clearly chocolate they will DEFINITELY not bother you :-)

About 16 hours ago from Nick L'Mao's Twitter via Twitter Web Client

@DanPeroni I have a friend who works in Europe 8 months a year and voted leave

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RT @olafzwyzt New and exclusive to BIBL: SPROUMITE! £1.86! pic.twitter.com/871sbRH4xD

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RT @CulturedRuffian When someone tells you to "Have a safe flight". pic.twitter.com/TiZ9soRUxH

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Imagine if they put these options to a public vote: a) Leave on Theresa's deal b) Just leave w. no deal c) Stay in EU It would be hilarious

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@robmanuel What a terrible, terrible product. Doomed. Not helped by the press as I recall, either.

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